![]() Anyway, Manny’s grumpiness is originally justified due to his horrific backstory, but for real he’s over it by the second movie so for the rest of the franchise he’s just an asshole. He basically turned into a Tim Allen 90s sitcom character.īy the way, why is parental angst the go-to subject for animated franchises? I guess they’re trying to appeal to the parents taking their kids to the cinema, or maybe the now adults who had been kids when the first films came out – it’s probably that, I just hate it. He’s doing stuff like forgetting his anniversary, bitching about women to his boys, and being overly protective of his daughter. It’s fair that this’ll all conspire to make him more emotionally open and confident, but him and Ellie conspiring to destroy Peaches’ marriage so they can have her all to themselves is a touch, just a touch too far. I don’t care enough to look up the lifespans of mammoths, sloths and sabretooth tigers, it just seems weird to me.īut anyway, Manny’s embraced his found family of Sid and Diego, found out that he isn’t the last mammoth, fallen in love with Ellie, had another kid called Peaches, and he met Santa. About twenty years of events have brought the guy out of his shell a bit – by the way, yes, I was surprised to learn that 16 years pass between the third and fourth film, with several years between the rest, making each of the characters something like 60 years old. He doesn’t want anything to do with anyone, and he closely guards his emotions – only his eyes convey the deep well of sadness within him.īy the time of movie 5, Manny has turned into an emotionally manipulative giggling psychopath who seems to resent the second chance at a family that he spent years begging for. Manny meanwhile is sunken in a deep dark misanthropic depression since his wife and child were slaughtered by hunters, and he’s gone all Shreky. Sid’s family abandoned him in the migration but Sid is a furry bag of trash so no judgement from me. Manny starts off as the most sympathetic character in the movies – Diego’s initially down with killing a baby, and maybe that’s because of peer pressure, but at a certain point you should just have the strength of character to reject the clique. So I’ve collected all of the things together into a couple of main sections, and I’m gonna put it on the internet instead. I can’t tell a friend about it because I estimate it would take about twenty minutes, and they probably wouldn’t be my friend by the end of that. And I can’t live with this knowledge in my brain. The weirdness starts sooner though, the fifth one is just the mountaintop. It’s kind of impressive in its own right, but not very helpful for qualitative comparison. But they made five of these things, and if you tracked the quality of the films on a graph it’d go a bit like this – it starts strong up here, then goes way down for the second, slight improvement for the third, stays steady for the fourth, then the fifth one draws a dick on the graph and pulls it into another dimension. But I didn’t know because I stopped watching them properly after the second one came out, and I got bored about 20 minutes into the third. You may already know that cause it’s been like 6 years since the last one came out. There were a couple of exceptions – Madagascar 1 is about as entertaining as a kidney stone, but Madagascar 2? If it bought me dinner, I’d fuck it. Most of these franchises started out strong, or at least iconic, and ended up either boring or actively bad. One that came up was Ice Age, and it really stood out to me. Look forward to this being all the content for the next few months by the way. I don’t know why, I had a weird impulse back in November to watch every YA dystopia film and after the Divergent franchise straight up didn’t finish, we kept adding to the list probably in some desperate bid for closure. ![]() Yknow, Shrek, Night at the Museum, Twilight, so on. So for the last several months my girlfriend and I have been chain-watching popular 2000s and 2010s movie franchises. Our Drew looks into what happened with one of the world’s most beloved animated franchises… ![]()
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